Each member brings something unique to the band
Mustaches? Very real.
Photos? Just bad timing.
Pipe Major
Hamwow, the boss, is always stomping out the count and shaking what he doesn't have...... Proof? Homepage. You're welcome.
“Mom. Mommy. Mom. Ma.”
He hears it in his sleep.
Same question, different day, zero patience left.
(Yes, it’s still a 7AM call time. No, it hasn’t changed.)
Band Manager
Misses call time, never misses a chance to stand on the bar.
The drums? Pretty darn great.
The vocals? A tragic, one-time event. Hide the mic!
Drum Sergeant
If it sounds fun, he’s probably already said no (again).
But he’s the reason we can afford the drumsticks.... so we decided to keep him around.
Treasurer
Secretary
He's got rhythm, timing, and the patience of a saint.....
but also has to jump for the high shelf in the trailer.
Life’s about balance.
Every band needs a Carmichael. The laughs, the loyalty, the good vibes.... you can always count on him. Just… not for Danny Boy. That one’s a lost cause….
Equip. Manager
Two drinks in, and suddenly you’re deep in conversation about life, purpose, and.... for some reason.... your favorite snacks.....
Still worth it. (We think so.)
founder
if this empty space bugs you ...
pipers
Man of few words.
Okay, one word. And it’s always “duuuude.”
No roast needed. Just a genuinely good human with a heart big enough for the whole band (even when surrounded by these clowns.)
Sharp kilt, steady pipes, never late. But it’s the Coors Light that brings out his soft and smiley side.
Snares
“Where the hell is JJ?”
Great question! He even missed photo day.
(Yes, he's been found and photographed. Still keeping the caption.)
Solid addition to the band.
Still can’t walk into a room without hearing, “Who the hell is Dave?”
Matt: “It’s something like this.”
(It’s not.)
Jay: “No, like this!”
(Also wrong. Just louder about it.)
if this empty space bugs you ...
Think You Can Do Better?
(At this point, we just let them sort it out 🙄....)
Bass
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